Fatisha was having a difficult night again, so what's new you say, but it wasn't that bad last night as she managed to doze off minutes before midnight,only this time i don't need darl's magic touch to send her to lullaby's world.
As per usual, she would wake up ard 3 to 4 hours later for her feed, except, i was too tired/sleepy to see her finishing the 60 ml of milk up,so i passed the bottle to darl to carry out the duty while i tried to continue my slumber.but, about 10 minutes on, i heard her cried, which to me was pretty unusual, given any other days, she would knock off even before i could try to make her burp, in another word she is usually easy at this hour.
So,curiously i went to check on her and only to find out that dearest daddy was soundly asleep with the bottle of milk still full,tucked nicely right in between them.Oh yes,the very first thing i thought i needed to do was to yakk at the daddy, but looking at the wee hour of the morning i decided to just wish i could bobbitt his penis off.If Lorena had tossed the penis out of her car window,it wouldn't be much of a problem for me to just chuck 'em off the window nearby.. wait,no! i should wrap the severed penis nicely and put in one cute cosmetic bag, probably a hello kitty ones and placed it at a corner of Somerset MRT station (since Orchard's is already overrated,grrr).
Oh yes,suddenly the evil,heartless Lorena sets in me.If Lorena's reason for cutting off her husband's penis was because he was selfish enough for not giving her an orgasm,in my statement would probably be written as, 'for not feeding the baby milk that the wife has painfully sacrificed her sleep to make'.lol!
Ok,ok..silly,gross joke aside,before you report me to any authority,telling 'em i have an evil intention of bobbitting my Darl's penis, i better get back to the actual FACT story!
So, Fatisha was crying non-stop after that,angry maybe, coz it went on till 7 am.Yup, you read it right,7 bloody a.m!! So, i decided to bathe her a little earlier today,swaddled,fed her milk and let(by this time,the daddy's wide awake,with a guilty look on his face.bluek!)daddy shushed her to sleep while i gave a head start to my chores and did the laundry.Why am i blogging now? Am waiting for the washing machine to beep la! What am i gonna do after this? Bobbitt my Darl?
