I had removed the previous entry due to some graphic materials.Apparently, i was trying to be instanteneously famous like *ehem* someone, and had posted several nude pictures of myself but then i received an email from Dr. Phil telling me i should forget about being famous so and so...here's how the email goes;

"Dearest Marlina, it has come to my concern that you as an individual has posted nude pictures of your *ewww* fat self and hoping to get somewhat famous?? I personally feel that you have got a too high of an esteem problem. Please remove all the photos or you gonna have to sit with me for a session or even sessions..it depends. Smoochem, Dr. Phil."

Apparently, my too well-endowed body was not well accepted by the public,and on top of that i couldn't see myself sitting one to one with Dr.Bull,oops, i mean Dr. Phil, so that explains the ceased of the entry, You didn't catch 'em? my..my..what a loss! I'm pretty sure if you did, those babat2 yang berlimpah would be such a feast to the eyes...



kuakuakua...okay so that was a joke, please people where are thou sense of humour?

I really had to remove my previous post 'coz it was utterly nonsensical, i had nothing to tell! But, today i have something, none of anyone's business nor mine, but i thought i should just share since i am so free right now.

So, last nite right, at around, let's say between 7-8pm, and i had put Tisha to bed,
we heard a loud thud, yes,yes, louder than that moron's "Bose" stereo. So there, being a naturally 'kepo' self, i sneered out of the window la and also found dua-puluh-dua-ribu-dua-ratus-dua-puluh-dua (familiar?) orang2 yang tak kurang keponya sedang menjenguk-jenguk juge!!

So, when i didn't found anything peculiar about that thud, i just assumed that the ice-cream man had dropped his bike! coz' most of the people opposite my block was looking towards his direction.(of all things..!)So,when Darl came home later, i dengan semangatnye la complain kat dia....

Me: "Bie, tadi ade bunyik kuat skali bie, ingatkan ape, orang terjun ke..rupanya apek ice-cream terjatuhkan die punya motor.Kesian Tisha, dah tido syok2, terkejut die!!"
Darl: "eh?"

Pui! buang air liur je bebual dengan orang tua sorang ni!!

Then today, when my kids came back from the playground, Fatihah came rushing to me and said,

Fatihah: "Mama, semalam yang bunyik kuat tu kan, actually orang jatuh la, orang tu mati.Ade satu budak bilang Tiha tadi."
Me: "eh? Mama ingat apek ice-cream yang clumsy, jatuhkan motorbike die."
All three kids: "hahahahhahahahahahaha....."

Ok, so even my kids thinks my reasoning was absolutely absurd!

But what not so absurd about the whole story is..just days back when i headed back from the supermarket, and usually we have to walk within these stretch of blocks, i was telling to myself, i had better walk under the void deck instead of on the pavement,yalah, takut2 orang terjun ke...ape ke...it's a phobia, coz i ever witnessed a guy who fell from the tenth storey, but that another whole story.Then last night, betul2 ade orang nak terjun da...

So...what can you learn from reading my blog today??
a)Walk under the void deck.This is not only to avoid orang2 yang nak act superman je, but also to avoid killer litters.
b)NEVER, EVER, EVER, make too smart of an assumption.Kesian kan..apek ice-cream tak bersalah!

Though, after reading through my entry above,it is still pointless.. but at least it is less nonsensical than the last one.Till then, ta-da!